He's been linked with everywhere else...

So why don't Labour select Dimitar Berbatov for Glenrothes?

This attempt at a football-politics crossover comes with apologies to Kez, who is currently waiting to find out whether or not she'll be on the ballot paper in Fife.

UPDATE: Obviously Labour weren't willing to offer Spurs the £30million required for Berbatov - and they've plumped with the favourite: Lindsay Roy. We now have candidates from the four main parties... All we need now is a date.