A Guilty Pleasure

All right, I admit it, I read the horoscopes - I don't actually follow their advice, but I do read them - and I have two questions for the Sunday Herald editorial team:

1. What happened to Stella?

2. More importantly, did she see it coming?

I can just see the scene now...

Boss: Right, that's it, it's time to send Stella in...
Aide: No need, gaffer, she's already cleared her desk and is having herself escorted off the premises!